April 8

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Italian Superstitions to Keep You Safe from Harm

By Rick

April 8, 2013


Italian superstitions…who would have thought it?  I write these pensive, erudite blog posts about art and politics and linguistics, and yet it’s one of my most popular blog topics according to Google. And trust me, I don’t have the slightest idea what I’m talking about.

But I won’t let that small detail stop me from expanding further on the topic. So here we go again to follow up on this inexplicably viral post on Italian superstitions, I’ll venture deeper into malocchio lore. And if you read all the way to the end, I may even reward you with the double-secret cryptic prayer chant this time.

How do you say “Karma” in Italian?

The malocchio can be sent to you either deliberately or inadvertently by someone who envies your position or your good fortune. Or even your Prada shoes. Basically, anyone with evil intentions can “curse” you without meaning to—and this includes yourself. Yes, the dreaded self-inflicted malocchio is the cruelest of all. Never forget that your thoughts carry weight and can send evil energy back to you like some sort of cosmic boomerang.

Italian superstitions

But how do you know if you truly have the malocchio?  And what should you do if, god forbid, you discover that you’ve been cursed?

The indications are diverse and can often mimic actual medical conditions. If you seem to be suffering from a streak of bad luck, prone to frequent accidents, and/or have unexplained headaches in the middle of your forehead, along with dizziness, nausea, and fatigue, then you may be caught in the grip of a malocchio.  Either that, or you just need to cut down on the grappa.

But if the grappa theory doesn’t apply to you, then it’s probably best to consider whether these symptoms could be the result of a real illness, so go see a doctor.  However, if the doctor is unable to diagnose your condition, then for sure you’ve been stricken by a malocchio.

Well friends, at great personal risk, I’m about to reveal the secrets of the malocchio to the English-speaking world.  If you don’t see my regular blog posts from this day on, you can assume that divine retribution has been swift and harsh.  I can only hope that my sacrifice will not be in vain.

And if you’re concerned about your own safety, then it might be best to stop reading this article right now and go back to sharing banal “self-help” quotes on your Facebook profile.  But for those whose curiosity is stronger than their common sense, read on!

Now remember, this ability can only be acquired on Christmas Eve, so plan ahead as you’ll need to gather a few supplies—not the least of which is an Italian grandmother. She doesn’t have to be your grandmother, but she must be someone’s grandmother. And she must be Italian—and Catholic, of course.

You’ll also need a dish made from silver, a pair of scissors, some holy water, iodized salt, and extra virgin olive oil. The good news is that if you discover that you don’t have the malocchio, at least you’ll have most of the ingredients that you’ll need for a nice lunch. And the grandmother will be there to cook it for you, too.

Lu Malocchio se n’ pozza ye!

OK, here we go.  Are you nervous?

First we have to determine if you indeed have the malocchio. Fill the dish with holy water then make the sign of the cross on yourself three times.  Place your little finger in the olive oil and drip it into the dish, making the sign of the cross with it as you do so.  If the drops merge to form a circle of oil and it gets larger (spreads out), then you, my friend, have been infected by the evil eye. Don’t worry, help is imminent.

So here it is, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. The cure.

Take the scissors and cut the air over your dish of oily/holy water. Then make the sign of the cross over the dish three times while saying (with your best Neapolitan accent):

“Mmidia e malocchio
curnucille all`occhio
crepa l`ammidia, e scoppia lu malocchio!
N’ nome di Di e d’ Santa Mari
lu malocchio se n’ pozza ye!
Lunedi Santo, Martedi Santo, Mercoledi Santo,Giovedi Santo, Venerdi
Santo, Sabato Santo, e Domenica di Pasqua, lu malocchio crepa!”

Envy and the evil eye
keep your horns within your eyesight.
Death to envy, and may the evil eye explode!
In the name of God and Holy Mary
may the evil eye go away!
Holy Monday, Holy Tuesday, Holy Wednesday, Holy Thursday, Holy Friday, Holy Saturday,
and to Easter Sunday, the evil eye dies!

Pour the salt in, making the sign of the cross three times. Take the scissors and cut into the water, again making the sign of the cross. Pour the water out and repeat the entire procedure two more times.

Congratulations, you are now free from the curse!

Italian superstions
Le corna

However, if you don’t want to perform this ritual regularly, you might want to take preventative measures. There is the cornicello charm as well as the little hand in the shape of le corna (the horns).  These amulets can be worn on a necklace alongside a gold cross, which is then blessed by a Catholic priest to empower it with holy intentions and protect you from the evil eye. Did I mention the odd juxtaposition of religion and superstition in my earlier post?

The Traffic in Rome

I often wonder how (and why) all of these inquiries about Italian superstitions find their way to my blog. All of my hard work to unfold the pretzel logic of Italian bureaucracy goes unnoticed. All of my scholarly musings on the minutiae of the English language are largely ignored. Every delicious morsel of my sarcastic wit is callously overlooked. But an off the cuff posting on some silly superstitions and people think I’m an authority on the malocchio. Go figure.

But now at least I have your attention. Just because I cured your malocchio doesn’t mean that I can’t put it back again.  So be nice to me.  “Like” my Facebook page, sign up for my newsletter, and Tweet this post. It’s good karma, the universe will reward you—and the gods of the search engines will reward me in return.

In nomine Google, et Bing, et Yahoo Sancti…

About the author

Living in the Caput Mundi and trying to decipher Italian culture for the English speaking world.

  • Fasinating! I tried Xmas day.
    * What does it mean if only two of the four oil drops join together to form a larger ring?
    * Why does the evil eye dye on Easter Sunday?
    Well it’s been some 10hrs now & I don’t know if coincident, the sub-conscious mind or what but this is the first time in like 7 years that I feel my daily tention headaches disappearing which is INCREDIBLE!

  • Hi Rick why do you need a italian Grandma to be present when you gave the cure for the evil eye?Is that the one your wife translated in english for you?I was just wondering for the people who didn’t have a italian Grandma or the people who don’t know any Italian Grandmas.Does the Grandma sopose to be there to recite
    something else? Also is that cure you gave in intalian form is that the one that reminds you of something out of shakessphere book?

    • Hi Tracy

      Well, it’s mostly meant to be funny. Yes, some take it seriously, but I just find it interesting. In theory, you MUST be a (Catholic) grandmother for the curse to be lifted. But then again, this is really a bunch of nonsense.

      • Thanks Rick for the good advice .Rick can you use the cure after Christmas Eve as well?I know you said it could only be learned on Christmas Eve.So what if you wanted to do a cure for a family member or friend.I was wonder if I could do so after Christmas Eve since I learned the cure for me on Christmas Eve.Is this the special cure the ltalian Grandma kelp a secret that I wanted to learn for so long.It seem so simple in english version.

  • Hi Rick, Being Italian, I find this Maloccio article very interesting. My mom always did the “Su Malocchio se n’ pozzi ye!” for memebers of our family. She was a true
    believer! Is it true that it is bad luck if you wear the Horn and Cross on the same chain? I wear several charms on a gold chin and the Horn and Cross are not next
    to each other, so would that be alright as I certanly don’t want to put the Malocchio on myself! I am a true believer in Karma and the Maloccio and my children do, also. Please keep your articles coming, they are very interesting. Carol

    • Great stuff, Carol, thanks for sharing! Yes, I’m always fascinated by this topic…and always a little unsure just how “seriously” it is taken by both believers and non-believers. Grazie!

  • […] But this will make for a fun group discussion, especially since: 1) today is Friday the 13th, and; 2) the Mondiale (World Cup) started this week, so fans all over Italy will be rubbing their cornicelli and grabbing their family jewels (or is it the other way around?) in order to ward off the dreaded malocchio. […]

  • This is great. I’m 100% Sicilian (even MORE superstitious than Italians right?!) and my grandmother used to spit on us for good luck as children (embarrassing??). She also used to bury a potato in our yard if she thought she had encountered someone (at the grocery store, at church, etc.), that she didn’t feel right about. We also wore evil eye necklaces for most of our childhood. Craaaaazy stuff, but I catch myself still thinking twice about that damn malocchio!

  • I heard of a tradition/superstition this past Christmas Eve. The person was from the Naples area and stated that you always covered a bed with a blanket or sheet prior to using the bed for the coats of guests. This was to prevent some form of evil spirit from “taking the breath away” from a guest (meaning death). I have not been able to find any reference to such a superstition and can’t help wondering if it is some form of extension to the Malocchio superstition.

    • Hi John,
      Yes, I’ve heard that one, too. However, the Malocchio is always associated with envy, so I’m not sure that this other superstition has any relationship to that. Rather, it’s probably just an extension of an obsession with death!
      Ciao!
      Rick

  • Loved this article.I am not italien but by italien injection.ha ha That’s what my husband’s family used to say!!!* Do I believe absolutely I never leave my house without my evil eye for protection. My husband’s grandmother used to tell me never ever wear a cross and a horn together on same chain it is considered to be bad luck. I wear my cross or medal always. I had a private meeting with the late Pope John Paul so I am truly blessed.I feel one can ever have enough protection. It only takes a second to let evil in….God Bless and thank-you for the information…

    • Thanks for your comments, Mrs. M! That’s right, you can never have too much protection, so it’s better to cover all your bases! Wow, that’s incredible that you had a private meeting with the Pope! It’s nice to have friends in high places! ciao!

  • I remember my own Sicilian grandmother doing this when I was a child……she used to hold the bowl over my head and chant the words…..I used to think it was crazy and weird….but now I’m not so sure……I often wish she was still here for me to call up and “un malocchio” me…..!!!!!

  • Ha ha, great post! Intellectually I’d like to put the malocchio in the category of black magic and voodoo. However, having grown up in the same house with my Italian grandmother and hearing about the powers of the malocchio, I made the sign of the cross three times after I finished reading your article!!! No point in taking chances!

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