In the spirit of fair play, I will eventually invite an Italian teacher to my blog so that she can make fun of all us Americans who are trying to master the language of Dante. Every population has its unique challenges when learning a foreign language. Perhaps we Americans are the most tongue-tied of all, living in a country that is more or less linguistically isolated and culturally homogeneous. What we sometimes refer to as “dialects” in the U.S. are really not much more than minor regional accents, and even these have very little variation relative to the size of our country. Especially when compared to Italians, we all speak the exact same language in the United States.
When we learn our first language, not only do we acquire vocabulary and grammar rules, but we also train our lips, tongue, teeth, and palate to produce the sounds that are necessary and often unique to that language. As many of you might have already discovered, there are sounds present in the Italian language that we Americans have a difficult time producing (for example, the rolling “r” comes to mind). Likewise there are many sounds in English that Italians simply can’t produce because these sounds do not exist in their mother tongue. See my earlier blog post on this topic here: https://rickzullo.com/teaching-english-to-italians/
Furthermore, it’s difficult to convince an Italian that the same letter can be pronounced in a variety of different ways depending on…well, often depending on no exact rule, really. In Italian, the rules for pronunciation are very precise with few, if any, exceptions. Not so in English. For example: in English, when we say the word “idiot” and the word “idea,” the “i” is pronounced in two different ways. It just so happens that these two words are almost identical when translated into Italian: “idiota” and “idea,” where the “i” always sounds like a long “e” in English (as in the word “email”). I’ve seen an Italian woman who taught English at a public school in Italy invent an explanation for this phenomenon for her students. She said, “Ragazzi, the ‘i’ sounds differently depending on where the accent falls: in idiot the accent is on the ‘i’ itself, whereas for idea it’s on the ‘e’ that follows.” Ha! Imagine her confusion when a student promptly asked her to explain the difference between “idle” and “idol.”
Teaching English to Italians
If vowel sounds present some lingering questions, then groups of letters only worsen the situation for the Italian beginner. Above all, the double consonants. For the Italians it will always remain a mystery why Americans waste paper and ink by writing double consonants that have only one sound. Now, this is a difficult concept for us English speakers to understand. For example, you might know that “pane” is the Italian word for “bread.” But if you hear an Italian exclaim that he’s in “panne,” you might think that he’s eating too much and needs to go on a diet. But in fact, when pronounced, “pan-ne,” it means that he’s having some serious trouble at the moment. There are many more examples of this, some of which can be quite embarrassing. Try looking up the difference between “anno” and “ano.” Preferably before you ask someone how old they are.
Perhaps this phenomenon might start to make sense when you consider it from the other point of view. When an American says the word “butter,” it sounds like “buder.” Then listen to an Italian pronounce words like “butter,” or “happy,” or “sunny.” They pronounce both of the double consonants distinctly in every case. It can be very “fun-ny” to listen to, but you have to admit that they have a point.
We all know that when we say “It’s raining cats and dogs,” there are no Chihuahua puppies or Persian kittens responsible for the traffic jam on the highway. This is the definition of an idiomatic expression: a phrase that makes no sense in its literal meaning, but it describes something that we’ve conventionally agreed upon as a culture. The fun-ny part comes when these nonsense phrases, which after years and years are taken as absolutes, are literally translated into another language to the confusion (and/or amusement) of our listener. For example, in Italy it never rains like cats and dogs. Instead, it rains like sheep. Huh?
Your student might “not see the hour” (non vedo l’ora) until he meets you again; or, in idiomatic English, “he can’t wait.” If he’s a bit upset at his classmate who likes to show off his linguistic skills, he might tell him to “lower his wings” (or “eat some humble pie” in English). If he tells you “Teacher, you went to Rome and did not see the Pope,” don’t waste time explaining that you haven’t had a chance to visit The Vatican yet; he’s just telling you that you’ve neglected something important. If he fails a test, he’s obviously “gone white.” But if he cheated, he knows he has “a tail made of straw.” The list is endless. So don’t worry if some things “have no sense” (non ha senso) in the beginning, because sooner or later, they will make sense.
“Stranger” words: They are no friends of mine!
Last but not least, the dreaded false friends. There are many of them between our two languages. Here are a few of the most common among our Italian amici:
- Actually. It sounds very similar to “attualmente,” and it probably derives from the same root word, except in Italian, “attualmente” means “at the present time.”
- Eventually. Similar to “eventualmente” but instead of “sooner or later” (“primo o poi”), it means “in case,” or “in the event of.”
- Corpse. Sounds a lot like “corpo,” which in Italian is simply a “body.” In English, reporting “a dead corpse” to the police would be redundant. Not so in Italian.
- Cream. So close to “crema.” When asking for “cream” an Italian probably wants custard. “Panna,” is the Italian word for the cream that goes on top of your gelato—“whipped” cream.
- Definitely. Definitivamente: that means forever, definitively.
- Stranger. I know some Italians who have a lot of “stranger” friends. What they mean to say is “foreign” friends. Hopefully they count me among the latter group. Straniero means foreigner in Italian, while a stranger is “sconosciuto.” So don’t be offended if they say that you’re strange. But if they do, it’s probably best not to ask them to clarify; just let it go.
- Magazine. Magazzino: which means a department store or warehouse. “Rivista” is the word for the many gossip rags on sale at the newsstand.
- Factory. Fattoria. Ever heard of an assembling line in a farm? No, me either, but that’s what a “fattoria” is: a farm, not a factory. “Fabbrica,” is the word for factory, while fabric is “stoffa,” in Italian.
Confused yet? OK, just one more. But it’s an important one.
- Preservative. Preservativo. No, no, and no! Not the chemicals that they put in your food, but rather a condom. Try not to let your students make this mistake!
Well, once again I’m having some fun at the expense of my amici italiani. But I promise to give equal time to my Italian teacher sooner or later so that she may exact some revenge on behalf of Italians world-wide. And if you think that I can be sarcastic, wait until you hear from her!
I live in Hawaii and have been to Italy several times. Started trying to learn the language about 4 years ago and it’s been tough in Hawaii!
I will soon (in a few months) have my Master’s in TESOL (Teaching English as an Other Language). I would like to go to Italy to teach English for 1-2 years. I have enough money of my own to support myself there.
Can you make any suggestions for how to start this process? How to best look for a teaching position, schools to stay away from, etc. I would prefer to NOT be in the larger cities, such as Rome.
Grazie mille per il suo aiuto!
Love the preservativo….ha, ha, ha…I DID make that mistake once. Another one that is similar to corpse is “morbido”….all of these are fun and funny…..In addition to false friends, there are just words that sound so similar in English or Italian. My poor husband…..I let that guy go on for YEARS with this question: “Did I keep you up last night? Was I snorkeling?” Anyway…really enjoyed this post!
Snorkeling? Ah, ah, ah!! That’s a new one, I love it! Oh yes, and I forgot “morbido,” soft, NOT morbid. Grazie, Diana!!
Having a discussion about rock bands with my cousin this summer when he couldn’t believe I hadn’t heard of i “Quinn.” As soon as he mentioned Freddie Mercury of course I realised he meant Queen. I absolutely roared at that one!
Ah, ah, ah…I haven’t heard that one before!!
Having lived in Italy for a couple of years, really appreciated your article and a good giggle was had….thank you.
You’re welcome, Lisa. Thanks for reading!
Very interesting post! I loved it!
As a spanish speaker I have to clear this: “I’m embarrassed” has the same meaning in spanish (Avergonzado/ ashamed), while “I’m pregnant” is “Estoy embarazada”. “Embarazada” is a false friend of “embarrassed”.
That’s a mistake I DON’T want to make! Thanks for the warning!
I love your post. Very funny and much truth in it, “false friends,” etc. Similar comparisons could be made between other languages which would end up to become delightful bloopers if one is not careful, some not fit to be written on an open form!
Thanks! And speaking of other languages, someone just told me about a common mistake in Spanish: “I’m embarrassed” is almost the same as, “I’m pregnant!”
Good post (and very funny – with 2 N!)
Just a note: in Italy it doesn’t rain like sheep. The sky is like sheep (for the shape of clouds) and when the sky is this way, we can expect water as falling down from a basin.
–> Cielo a pecorelle, acqua a catinelle.
Oh, thanks for the clarification! You see, it’s just too easy to make these types of mistakes!